I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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