I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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