let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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