brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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