i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
my liver is dry heaving
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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