I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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