We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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