There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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