found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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