My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
its liver damage thursday
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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