If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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