Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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