A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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