she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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