I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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