i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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