She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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