And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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