can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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