how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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