Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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