garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize