I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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