College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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