Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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