Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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