Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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