Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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