i will never coherently bang her
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
