Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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