yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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