Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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