Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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