chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"