So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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