Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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