Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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