a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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