You're my little dorito
I just made out with a guy for $7.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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