No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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