it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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