i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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