it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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