i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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