i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
time to smoke my breakfast
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.