Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day