yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Small penises have feelings too.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.