i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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