I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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