oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We got so high we made milksteak
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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