i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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