gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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