He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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