I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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