Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Will exercising make me less horny?
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