I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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