dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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