Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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