I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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