Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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