people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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