Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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